Betta Humor

10 SURE WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH A BETTA CHICK (by Mr.181)
1) There is more fish food than human food in your freezer.

2) You are running to the bathroom every five minutes (the constant sound of water being filtered and running all night is a natural trigger for a man to use the restroom :) )

3) The annual "Flooding of The Fish room": I am in the process of building an Ark !

4) At least 20 jars are waiting to be cleaned in the kitchen at all times.

5) At least 60 jars are sitting by the pool area (for some unknown reason).

6) You suffer from bad lower back pain from the all inspiring "Moving and Cleaning of the Tanks"

7) There are enough empty bleach bottles by your trash cans to attract the attention of the local police Narcotics Squad

8) Your weekend get away revolves around the feeding schedule of fish.

9) Cats (or in my case Raccoons) have now permanently settled all around your house.

10) Your garage has been invaded by "Betta stuff" and you are now forced to park on the street.

10 SURE WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE INVOLVED WITH A NON BETTA DUDE
You are awaken every morning by the thundering sound of plastic jars rolling all over the ground (as he, once again, has tripped over them)
Your frozen brine shrimp cubes are floating in his soda vodka drink ;P
You catch him with a spoon, about to eat your microworm culture (he thinks it is left over Chinese food)
You find him lounging by the pool with a glass of vinegar eel in his hand (he thinks it is an exotic liquor)
All your filters have been unplugged overnight (cause the noise was keeping him up)
All your tanks heaters and filters are shut down (cause he inadvertently unplugged the main electrical outlet to plug in his cute little bar light)
Your PH down bottle is missing again (cause he used it to clean his truck engine)
Your fishroom flashlight is lost again in the Bermuda triangle of stuff (aka: the garage - where he has used your flashlight to look under his truck engine. That was just before he took the PH down bottle, by the way LOL)
Your nice blue fishroom sterile towels are now ink black (yop, you guessed it, truck engine stuff)
You have to run to the store (again) to buy more sponges (again) because he (again) used your special betta assigned sponge to wash (you guessed it) his truck (yuk!)
hehehehehehehe....